July52014

lumos5001:

queenmogar:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

my first day substitute teaching one of the teachers mistook me for a middle schooler and told me to, “get back to class”

i was 22 at the time…

(via lamb-tumors)

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angelrin89:

angelrin89:

Seeing a fanfic that has potential from reading the premise.

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It also has great grammar and spelling.

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The characters are all in character!

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It’s a completed story!!

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(Source: deanjradice, via awkscuziloveyou)

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a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"

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britishprostitute:

c-obras:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

science side of tumblr?

like 8 dirt

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ashtonshugedick:

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this

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brallieshipper4win:

skoeskebloesk:

Remember that High School musical song where Troy sang about his conflicted emotions?

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yeah

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which 

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one

hey remember that High School Musical song where Gabriella sang about rejection?

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yeah

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which

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one

hey remember that High School Musical song where Sharpay and Ryan sang an overly glamourous song about what they want?

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YEAH

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WHICH

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ONE

I realized this some time ago. All the high school musical plots are basically the same in different settings/ time periods.

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illest:

I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.

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“You know what would make this vase better? Painting pictures of orgies on it that’s what.” the Ancient Greeks, probably (via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

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dnosebapps:

dnosebapps:

when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes

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electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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(via lamb-tumors)

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  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
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awkward-lee:

i just laughed so hard

awkward-lee:

i just laughed so hard

(via awkscuziloveyou)

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