Being me

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

shinethelight-x:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

OH MY GOD 

twerking-in-my-volvo:

long-weave-dont-believe:

hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.

And if that wifi doesn’t work
Momma will destroy the fucking earth

-annoying:

one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says

“is that why you get off the computer sometimes” 

escapistaz:

If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING