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July282014

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(Source: tooruoikawa, via thehilariousblog)

4AM

sickgirlclub:

finding out the grade u got on yr math test like

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(via ltscalledgrammartonta)

4AM

thehalfwrittenbook:

i have this irrational fear that everyone hates me and everyone who says they like me is lying or is eventually going to hate me or find me annoying 

(via ltscalledgrammartonta)

July262014

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via daleyprophet)

July52014

lumos5001:

queenmogar:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

my first day substitute teaching one of the teachers mistook me for a middle schooler and told me to, “get back to class”

i was 22 at the time…

(Source: yasmastah, via lamb-tumors)

5PM

angelrin89:

angelrin89:

Seeing a fanfic that has potential from reading the premise.

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It also has great grammar and spelling.

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The characters are all in character!

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It’s a completed story!!

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(via lamb-tumors)

5PM

(Source: deanjradice, via awkscuziloveyou)

5PM

a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"

(via lamb-tumors)

5PM

britishprostitute:

c-obras:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

science side of tumblr?

like 8 dirt

(via lamb-tumors)

5PM

ashtonshugedick:

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this

(via lamb-tumors)

5PM
5PM

brallieshipper4win:

skoeskebloesk:

Remember that High School musical song where Troy sang about his conflicted emotions?

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yeah

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which 

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one

hey remember that High School Musical song where Gabriella sang about rejection?

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yeah

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which

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one

hey remember that High School Musical song where Sharpay and Ryan sang an overly glamourous song about what they want?

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YEAH

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WHICH

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ONE

I realized this some time ago. All the high school musical plots are basically the same in different settings/ time periods.

(via daleyprophet)

5PM
5PM

illest:

I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.

(via soundtracksymphonies)

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