April142014

m4rcobodt:

m4rcobodt:

THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE

  • male
  • female
  • heterosexual
  • homosexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • bisexual
  • cis
  • trans
  • non binary

THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE

  • an asshole
  • a goose

this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese

(via thehilariousblog)

4PM

(Source: beautyinfilms, via daleyprophet)

4PM

meladoodle:

yogurtville:

meladoodle:

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

(via benssmile)

4PM
obesenigger:

tragic and messy

obesenigger:

tragic and messy

(Source: porshastewart, via benssmile)

April132014

willoughbooby:

I’m laughing so hard bc Niall’s bodyguard had to dress up for the party as well

image

(via fangirl-like-no-one-is-watching)

4PM

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

(via thehilariousblog)

April92014

eren-j-aeger:

Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character?

Like;

That one.

I want him.

(via donotmocktheinflicted)

5PM

sherlock:

arynapril:

sher-lockedoutofthetardis:

Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

image

(Source: lucifermoose, via coldcupofcocoa)

5PM
westborofaptist:

belugaqueen:
even the best fall down sometimes

westborofaptist:

belugaqueen:

even the best fall down sometimes

(Source: poop)

5PM

a-creepy-man-in-a-trenchcoat:

Nothing makes me happier than the fact that the Icelandic government will neither confirm nor deny the existence of elves.

(via lonewolfstark)

5PM

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(via lonewolfstark)

5PM

mistuhsunny:

mistuhsunny:

i spend 3/4 of my time calling my boyfriend gay

image

greetings, friend, i am an adult male in a homosexual relationship.

(◡‿◡✿)

(via lonewolfstark)

5PM

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via lonewolfstark)

5PM

harryedward:

2000yr:

When I was 10 I was so dedicated into NOT letting my mom find out I was on my iPod at night so when she came in my room I stuck my iPod in my asscrack and when she asked me where my iPod was I said downstairs little did she know it was really in my asscrack

this was wild from start to finish

(via troyesivan)

April82014

mallayaa:

loud-mathematics-sparkyboom:

Everyone who has ever owned a cat knows exactly this feeling, right here. It’s like the cat thinks that if they go slow enough you won’t noticed. But you do. And you are DONE.

(Source: lolgifs.net, via thehilariousblog)

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